Who’s the drunkest team in sports? You’d be hard pressed to find a better answer than these guys. Do we know who they’re gonna have? Nah. Does it really matter unless they
pull a modern day Babe Ruth out of their kiesters? No. Is it going to be fun anyway? I sure hope so.
The Goondingos aren’t as much a wiffleball team, as they are a state of mind. Could you turn it on and try hard and maybe win if you wanted to? Well, yeah. But when you can get drunk enough to drown the Hessian army, cook 400 hot dogs on a barely functioning grill and still swing as hard and as often as humanly possible while playing something slightly resembling baseball, why would you try harder? They are grace, they are beauty, they might possibly have uncurable diseases.
But the combining of these two absolutely abhorrent franchises has somehow turned into the best side show this historic tournament has to offer. Almost everyone on their roster (the ones we know of) holds an important place in Wifflepalooza history, but these iterations of them clearly have more fun than any versions prior.
- DEPTH
CHART
- Batting
order
- Graiff
- J.Ronchetti
- M.Ronchetti
- Hutchings
- Lupi
- Hennessy
- BENCH: N/A
- Rotation
- J.Ronchetti
- Lupi
- Hennessy
- Hutchings
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