Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Flapacs Acquire 2023 Top Rookie in Transfer Deal with Temp Agency WC

 VINELAND - For a couple of weeks it's been pretty widely known that the Flapacamingos were looking for re-inforcements, especially after losing Rob Humes for the season with a knee injury. On Wednesday, they found just that, as they received 2023 Top Rookie, Dylan Clark, on loan from Temp Agency WC for the remainder of 2024, with an option for 2025. 

"We're always excited to add a player like Dylan", said Al Etter, Flapacs President & GM said when asked for comment. "To be able to add someone with his upside and power into our lineup is something we've been looking to do throughout the season. He's a tremendous addition to our group and we're pleased with the result." 

Clark debuted in 2023 during WP17 with Temp Agency, and burst onto the scene well, hitting 3 homers and driving in 11 in just 15 at bats. He boasted a 1.609 OPS and won tournament Top Rookie. While in a rather small sample size, the team is confident in his upside. "They've started to shift away from more established veterans the last couple of years. They really believe in playing upside and trying to strike big, similar to the way they did with Engasser", one league source said about the shift in philosophy for the Flapacs. "If Clark hits the way he did last year, they're going to be really tough to stop. If he doesn't though, it could cause them issues. But the process is good."

Clark will join the team immediately and is expected to wear #3. To make room on their 12-man roster, the Flapacamingos designated for assignement, former 4th round pick, 1B Ryan Lorello. If he ultimately clears waivers, Lorello is expected to be re-signed to minor league camp.



DEAL TERMS:

Flapacs receive IF Dylan Clark on loan from Temp Agency WC for the remainder of the 2024 league year. There is an option in the deal for 2025, should Temp Agency WC not qualify for Wifflepalooza XIX. Should they qualify, Clark would return to TAWC, unless a purchase agreement can be struck between the clubs before hand. Terms of purchase agreement TBD.

Monday, June 10, 2024

Goons' Legend Mark Ronchetti Calls It A Career

  

VINELAND - In a surprise announcement, the Goondingos official twitter account announced that long-time tournament and franchise legend, Mark Ronchetti, is retiring from professional wiffleball effective immediately. MLW Network sources have confirmed the reports. The news came as a shock to most around the league as there had been no rumors indicating that this decision was imminent, however sources say this decision had been looming for a year or two and Ronchetti had opted to remain active the last couple of seasons. 
        Mark retires as one of the all-time greats. While he was never able to secure a championship in his career, it could be said that he's one of the 5 greatest players over the history of Wifflepalooza. "After that title game loss last season, I just don't have it in me to keep going" Ronchetti said, when asked for comment on hanging up his cleats and keg-tap. "This was the 4th time I've made it there and came up short".
        Ronchetti also wanted to make sure one thing was very clear in retirement, as rumors had spread over the last number of years regarding his ability. "I'm not blind, I can see just fine... When it's time to hang them up you have to be ready to do it, so you don't end up like Ryan Howard". Ronchetti continued on through our sources. "I've made the decision to retire now before it gets any worse out there. I can't reliably hit or play the field, so I need to put myself out to pasture. I have learned from Tiger Woods' mistakes, to be honest with myself and know when to call it a career".


    In the Goondingos initial press release, Ronchetti indicated that there was no door remaining open for a return. "I have nothing left to do there", but after it was made known that Goondingo officials still hope to change his mind prior to the August 2nd roster cutoff, sources close to Ronchetti indicate there may be some wiggle room there. "There is always the possibility of a Tom Brady, that can never be ruled out".
    Ronchetti steps away as 2-time MVP and a 9-time All-star. He concludes his career sitting 4th on the all-time HR list (36), tied for 4th in hits (82), 4th in total bases (198), 5th in Bases+ (108), 7th in RBI (67), 8th in OPS (1.477), 8th in runs scored (59) and tied for 9th in batting average (.414). Additionally, Ronchetti retires as the 4th fastest to reach 80 career hits, doing it in just 188 at bats. He was the 3rd quickest to 70 hits as well, in 148 at bats. 
    His walk-off HR off of Al Etter in WP2, was one of the first true signature moments in Wifflepalooza history, scoring the only runs Etter allowed in that tournament and giving Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch, one of the original 4 teams, their only win of that tournament. Ronchetti is one of the founding legends of the tournament, having been involved since it's inception. Multiple time team captain and owner, Mark helped set the tone of the Goon Squad through Wifflepalooza's modern era, as the quintessential "Bad Boys" of the tournament, often pushing the boundaries and in the middle of controversy. Between rolling kegs out in trash cans, pong tables placed in the middle of the field, having an organized meatball festival, the famous "Impeach Al" entry and overall unpredictability, there was never a dull moment, and other teams and players have followed in the footsteps of the Goons in the years since. 

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

Full Schedule & Times for Wifflepalooza XVIII

 VINELAND - Over the weekend, the commissioner's office released the full schedule for Wifflepalooza XVIII, after confirming the 6 particpants of this year's event. One change from last year sees the Ironballs returning after a 1-year hiatus, taking the place of Temp Agency WP, who became the first new team to make the postseason in their first year since the Ironballs themselves did it in 2020.

    As has become tradition, the defending champions will open the tournament on Field 1 at 11am, a reward for winning the year before is that you get the first game on the nicest field before things get super hot. This year's version of that sees the Flapacamingos, fresh off of their 5th title, facing off with Ironballs to start things off.

    A rematch of last year's title game unfortunately isn't in the cards during regular tournament play. We do see a rematch of one of our semi-finals from last year, as at 1pm on Field 2, the Goodfellas try to get revenge for last year's playoff loss to the Flapacs.

    The final window of the day is worth noting as well, as we see last year's runners-up, the Goondingos, face off against Ironballs directly after their much anticipated match against 2022 Champion and mangoon ally, PA Pork Missiles. The other match in the final window, sees long time rivals, Bert Brigade & Goodfellas face off once again. As their almost always is, there likely will be multiple playoff spots and seeding on the line in that window.

11:00am

Field 1- Flapacamingos v. Ironballs

Field 2- Goodfellas v. Goondingos

11:40am

Field 1- v. Goodfellas v. PA Pork Missiles

Field 2- Ironballs v. Bert Brigade

12:20pm

Field 1- Bert Brigade v. Goondingos

Field 2- Flapacamingos v. PA Pork Missiles

1:00pm

Field 1- Ironballs v. PA Pork Missiles

Field 2- Flapacamingos v. Goodfellas

1:40pm

Field 1- Flapacamingos v. Bert Brigade

Field 2- PA Pork Missiles v. Goondingos

2:20pm

Field 1- Ironballs v. Goondingos

Field 2- Bert Brigade v. Goodfellas

 

3:10- PLAYOFFS

Field 1- Division Winner v. Wild Card

Field 2- Division Winner v. Wild Card

 

4:20 – CHAMPIONSHIP

Field 1-  for the 18th Wiffleball Championship of the World







Tuesday, February 27, 2024

2024 MLW/Wifflepalooza 18 Running Transaction Log

 Below is a list of all transactions within the franchises of MLW for Wifflepalooza 18.


June 10, 2024

- Goondingos place IF Mark Ronchetti on reserve/retired list

- Goondingos sign OF Connor Viglianti to a 1-year deal


June 12, 2024

- Flapacamingos announce call up of OF Tyler Suppa to 12-man roster, and make him active for WP18. IF Rob Humes moved to 60-day IL

- PA Pork Missiles sign OF Brandon McCullough to a 2-year deal


June 19, 2024

- Flapacamingos acquire OF Dylan Clark on loan from Temp Agency WC, waive 1B Ryan Lorello


July 5, 2024

- Ironballs sign IF Dylan Tollefson & OF Kev Caraballo to 1-year deals

- Ironballs release IF Sam Celebre


July 6, 2024

- Bert Brigade withdraw from WP18


July 7, 2024

- New franchise granted to Mr. Taylor Cheli, formerly of Bert Brigade

- Ironballs waive Jay Fernandez, re-sign IF Sam Celebre to inactive roster

- PA Pork Missiles waive Mike Smith


July 10, 2024

- Flapacamingos sign P Brent Ewald to an entry level 1-year deal, de-activate OF Joe Saverino.


July 11, 2024

- Goondingos sign IF Tony DiChiara to a 1-year deal

- Bert Brigade officially re-named to WP18, under new management. New controlling partner is Mr. Taylor Cheli

- New franchise rights recinded from Mr. Taylor Cheli


July 12, 2024

- Bert Brigade sign IF Mason Maxwell & OF Jake Guglielmi to 1-year deals. 

- Bert Brigade de-activates OF Rick Fifer & OF Jake Hatki, release C Santi Garzon


July 17, 2024

- Ironballs sign IF Josh Rodriguez to 1-year deal, release IF Holvin Figueroa.

- Ironballs re-add IF Sam Celebre to active roster, sign OF Jay Fernandez to 12-man roster, release P Jojo Rodriguez.


July 22, 2024

- Goondingos release IF Danny Martini


July 30, 2024

- Flapacamingos de-activate P Brent Ewald, activate IF/OF Paul Nyitray

- Bert Brigade de-activate IF Mason Maxwell, activate 1B Rick Fifer

- Bert Brigade sign IF Jeremiah Rodriguez to 1-year deal

Wednesday, August 16, 2023

2024 MLW/Wifflepalooza Roster Rights, New Limits & Updated Free Agent Pool

 Today the Office of the Commissioner of MLW announced that the rules regarding roster size & construction are being codified. These guidelines have existed for some time now, & I can't think of a time where it's been an issue, but just to get everyone on the same page, here it goes.

MLW/WP rosters work similar to MLB rosters. You have an "active" roster (basically anyone you're having play for you on tournament/game day) and you have an official "12-man roster" (like a 40-man roster in MLB). Anyone on your 12-man roster is eligible to be used/"called-up" at any time. Same goes for de-activating/"sending down". Team captains/owners do NOT need to notify the commissioner's office when calling up/sending down players, only when there are changes to the 12-man roster.

It is not a requirement to fill all 12-slots on your 12-man roster. You STILL MUST field a minimum of 6 players for each tournament game, or face penalties listed in the official rulebook. 

- You may trade for a player on another team's roster, so agreed upon by captains/owners of each team.

- To add someone to your 12-man roster, you simply must notify the office of the commissioner. If you need to create a corresponding move to clear room, that can be in the same notification. Text, email or tweet are acceptable forms of notification.

- To remove someone from your 12-man roster, you can outright release (they automatically become a free agent) OR waive the player (other teams have the option to claim this player and pay the releasing team a small fee ($25)). Notice of this transaction must also be given to the office of the commish to notify other teams of the availability of said player.

- The only additional scenario I can think of where a player would end up off your 12-man roster is an event where a player leaves to start their own team. This is a dealing that would be handled internally with that player. There is no set agreement or terms that tie that player to your franchise once you allow them to branch off to own/captain their own team. Should that team falter, or no longer have a place within WP, that player (and subsequently all players on their team) would become free agents unless otherwise designated by the office of the commissioner.

- Players with confirmed injury may be placed on minimum 5-day injured list to activate another member of 12-man squad. Player with long-term confirmed injury may be placed on a minimum 60-day injured list and would not count against 12-man roster limit, but proof of injury must be submitted to the office of the commissioner.


INFORMATION BELOW IS CURRENT AS OF END OF 2023 LEAGUE YEAR

BELOW is a current list of every player known to be on a team's 12-man roster, PLUS the current list of free agents and "officially retired" players. To be on the list of active free agents you must have participated in at least one of the last 8 tournaments (so currently, anyone going back to WP10).


FLAPACAMINGOS (12/12)










GOODFELLAS (12/12)










GOONDINGOS/MANGOONS/PURPLE DRANK SQUAD?? (12/12)










BERT BRIGADE (10/12)










PA PORK MISSILES (9/12)
















TEMP AGENCY WC (6/12)











IRONBALLS (11/12)
















FREE AGENT LIST (71)

































































































RETIRED (17)



Friday, August 11, 2023

New Boss, Same As The Old Boss! Flapacs Ride Pitching and Core Vets to Fifth Title. w/ Facts & Figures

 VINELAND- As the champagne sprayed, the scenes seemed quite familiar. It had been a long nine years, but with some pitching performances for the ages, and timely hits from some long time veteran players, the Flapacamingos WC found themselves back on top, winning their 5th Wifflepalooza Championship on Saturday. "A long time coming", said team captain Jake Lambert, "What a performance by these guys, I'm so happy, we finally got back". 

A nine-year drought seemed miles away as the Flapacs celebrated at the Willie J. Huff Wiffleball Complex, and two of the men covered in champagne combined for two of the greatest performances in tournament history. Let's start with the pitching, as the Flapacs have always tried to do. They struck gold when they acquired Kevin Engasser, who capped off his 2nd Cy Young Award winning performance in as many years, by shutting out the Goodfellas in the semi-final, wrapping up his entirely scoreless day. Not to be overshadowed, he became just the 2nd player ever to throw two no-hitters in the same tournament (Ryan Hutchings did it for Purple Drank Squad in WP3). That's right, two. He finished the day with 18 innings, 4 hits allowed, no runs, and 34 of a possible 36 strikeouts. "It seems automatic when he's out there", said GM and team catcher Al Etter. "We feel justified in thinking we're simply going to win when he's out there. To have allowed what, 1 run in over 30 innings over the last two years, it's incredible. Best I've ever seen".

As great as Engasser is, the ultimate hero of the day for the Flapacs was veteran Ryan Ricci. He too was brilliant on the mound, posting the second best qualified ERA in the tournament (2.88), only behind Engasser. Ricci guided the Flapacs through 2 regular tournament games, as well as the Championship Game, cruising after he helped give himself some run support to work with. The Flapacs hit 6 grand slams on the day, Ricci had 3 of them, including one in the 3rd inning of the title game to break things open. "Just got locked in really early. Starting off the way we did with 25 runs in our first game, really gave us the confidence we needed", said Ricci, who drove in 16 runs on the day, tied for the 2nd highest single-tournament total. For his efforts, Ricci won both tournament MVP and Title Game MVP. 

As great as those two were, it really was a team effort for the Flapacs. Most years, Jake Lambert's stat line might've been good enough to win MVP himself. With 4 home runs and 13 RBI, Lambert posted personal career bests, his exclamation point a homer off the newly implemented foul pole in left field, over the "little mamba", who's predecessor would've kept that in the park. Just one example of how, everything seemed to come up Flapacamingos on Saturday. After taking over for Rob Humes mid-day, veteran Al Etter returned to the lineup, posting a .500 average, and reaching both 40 career HR and 100 career hits on the day. Humes and Saverino posted timely hits throughout the day, as well as a gritty effort at the plate by the team's only rookie, Dave Fridolph. Manager Pat Ney pushed all the right buttons all day long, and following up on his Media day comments, Ney quipped with a cigar in hand, "This ain't the last hole we've dug either".

The Flapacs have reached the mountain top once again, for the fifth time, but with the assumed return of the Goodfellas stars, as well as the assumed return of the Ironballs franchise, the challenges posed will be different.

WIFFLE NUGGETS

- In the midst of his historic performance, Ryan Ricci reached 100 career RBI. He achieved it on his Grand Slam in the title game. He also became just the 2nd person to reach 200 career strikeouts on the mound. A phenomenal day for a legend that seems to just keep getting better.

- Breaking out of the cocoon of retirement, Al Etter returned to the field and finally got himself to the long awaited 40 HR mark, the 2nd ever player to reach that mark, as well as becoming the 2nd player to reach 100 career hits, the only other to reach both is fellow legend Brian Stanzione

- They may have come up short, but give the Goondingos and their captain Jeff Ronchetti a standing ovation. They prepared, they got drunk, they played hard & came close to their first ever title. Ronchetti, reached both 80 career hits at the plate and 250 strikeouts on the mound, the first ever player to achieve the latter.

- Dustin Graiff, another Goondingo star, reached 60 career hits.

- Ryan "Ryhoops 3000" Hutchings reached 70 career hits on Saturday.

- All we hear every summer leading up to the tournament, is how "Onepac is training hard, poised for a break out year". And while that term is certainly subjective, Patrick Hennessy did reach the 30 career hit mark on Saturday, which a few years ago was thought unlikely he'd reach it ever, let alone so soon. So, props to Onepac on the achievement.

- While the day went poorly for Bert, two of their legends reached career milestones on Saturday. Tony Donato became just the 6th all time pitcher to reach 10 career victories

- Ken McCormick also reached 100 career strikeouts on the mound, becoming just the 8th pitcher in tournament history to reach that mark

- While unconfirmed, but early word out of the Commissioner's office is that next year's tournament, Wifflepalooza XVIII, will take place Saturday, August 3rd, 2024. Again, that date is subject to change, but it is expected that the Ironballs will be back to take their place among the field of six, as well as legends Justin Geri, Billy Jackson & Brian Stanzione will return for the Goodfellas

Thursday, August 10, 2023

Stats & Awards - Wifflepalooza XVII

 


AWARDS
MVP - Ryan Ricci (FLA)
Cy Young - Kevin Engasser (FLA)
Title Game MVP - Ryan Ricci (FLA)
Top Rookie - Dylan Clark (TA)
Most Improved - Brandon McCullough (TA)

ALL-STAR TEAM
P- Kevin Engasser (FLA)
P- Mike Tedesco (GF)
P- Jeff Ronchetti (GS)
IF- Ryan Ricci (FLA)
IF- Dylan Clark (TA)
IF- Tyler Martini (GD)
OF- Brandon McCullough (TA)
OF- Jake Lambert (FLA)
OF- Johnny Vandercrone (TA)
UT- Ken McCormick (BB)
UT- Ken Weber (PPM)
UT- Taylor Cheli (BB)